The Tale of Darth Stitch and Captain Needle:
Darth Stitch and his officer, Captain Needle, are attempting to create a critical seam.
"Captain Needle, the seam is no longer straight in our sights!"
Captain Needle: "Untangle it. I shall take full responsibility, and apologize to Lord Stitch."
(Apology in progress)
Darth Stitch: "Apology accepted, Captain Needle."
The moral of this story is not to use a dull needle. Also, it's better to use a fine tip needle if you're sewing with satin. And finally, it is of course wise to do your very best not to upset a sewing machine who is also a Sith Lord.
(Also, let us please observe a moment of silence for Captain Needle, who could probably have been sharpened, but who nobly sacrificed himself for the sake of this post's attempted humor)